
Tragicomedy in Two Acts
By
SAMUEL BECKETT
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Tragicomedy in Two Acts
By
SAMUEL BECKETT

ESTRAGON
VLADIMIR
LUCKY
POZZO
A BOY
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[0001] ACT ONE
[0002] A country road. A tree.
[0003] Evening.
[0004] ESTRAGON, sitting on a low mound, is trying to take off his boot. [0005] He pulls at it with both hands, panting. [0006] He stops, exhausted, rests, begins again. [0007] As before.
[0008] Enter VLADIMIR.
ESTRAGON |
VLADIMIR |
[0011] (Advancing with short, stiff strides, legs wide apart) [0012] I'm beginning to come round to that opinion. [0014] All my life I've tried to put it from me, saying, Vladimir, be reasonable, you haven't yet tried everything. [0015] And I resumed the struggle. [0016] (he broods, musing on the struggle. [0017] To ESTRAGON) [0018] So there you are. Yes. |
ESTRAGON |
[0019] Am I? |
VLADIMIR |
[0020] I'm glad to see you back. [0021] I thought you were gone for ever. |
ESTRAGON |
[0022] Me too. |
VLADIMIR |
[0022|001] Together again at last! [0023] We'll have to celebrate this. But how? [0024] (he reflects) [0025] Get up till I embrace you. |
ESTRAGON |
VLADIMIR |
[0030] (Hurt, coldly) [0031] May one enquire where his Highness spent the night? |
ESTRAGON |
[0032] In a ditch. |
VLADIMIR |
ESTRAGON |
VLADIMIR |
[0038] And they didn't beat you? |
ESTRAGON |
[0038|001] BEAT ME? [0039] Certainly they beat me. |
VLADIMIR |
[0041] The same lot as usual? |
ESTRAGON |
VLADIMIR |
[0045] When I think of it...all these years...but for me... where would you be... [0046] (decisively) [0047] You'd be nothing more than a little heap of bones at the present minute, no doubt about it. XAR |

ESTRAGON |
[0049] And what of it? |
VLADIMIR |
[0051] It's too much for one man. X L to DL. [0052] (pause. [0053] Cheerfully)
[0054] On the other hand what's the good of losing heart
now, that's |
ESTRAGON |
[0056] Ah stop |
VLADIMIR |
[0058] Hand in hand from the top of the Eiffel Tower, among the first. [0059] We were respectable in those days. [0060] Now it's too late. [0061] They wouldn't even let us up. X to his L [0062] (ESTRAGON tears at his boot) [0063] What are you doing? |
ESTRAGON |
hand on shoulder [0064] Taking off my boot. [0065] Did that never happen to you? |
VLADIMIR |
X Whand [0066] Boots must be taken off every day, I'm tired telling you that. [0067] Why don't you listen to me? |
ESTRAGON |
VLADIMIR |
[0070] |
ESTRAGON |
[0071] Hur |
VLADIMIR |
[0073] (Angrily) [0074] No one ever suffers but you. [0075] I don't count. [0077] I'd like to hear what you'd say [0076] if you had what I have. clutch balls SIT |
ESTRAGON |
[0078] It hurts |
VLADIMIR |
ESTRAGON |
VLADIMIR |
[0083] (Stooping) [0084] |
ESTRAGON |
[0087] What do you expect, you always wait till the last moment. |
VLADIMIR |
[0088] (Musingly) [0089] The last moment... [0090] (he meditates) [0091] Hope deferred maketh the something sick, [0092] who said that? |
ESTRAGON |
[0093] |
VLADIMIR |
[0094] Sometimes I feel it coming all the same. [0095] Then I go all queer. [0096] (he takes off his hat, peers inside it, feels about inside it, shakes it, puts it on again) [0097] How shall I say? [0098] Relieved and at the same time... (he searches for the word) ... appalled. Hat [0099] (with emphasis) [0100] AP-PALLED. [0101] (he takes off his hat again, peers inside it) [0102] Funny. [0103] (he knocks on the |