
ESTRAGON |
[0296] Or Thursday? |
VLADIMIR |
[0297] What'll we do? |
ESTRAGON |
[0298] If he came yesterday and we weren't here you may be sure he won't come again to-day. |
VLADIMIR |
[0299] But you say we were here yesterday. |
ESTRAGON |
[0300] I may be mistaken. [0301] (pause) [0302] Let's stop talking for a minute, do you mind? |
VLADIMIR |
[0303] (Feebly) [0304] All right.
[0305] (ESTRAGON sits down on the mound. [0306] VLADIMIR
paces agitatedly up and down, hatling |
[0314] (ESTRAGON wakes with a start)
ESTRAGON |
[0315] (Restored to the horror of his situation) [0316] I was asleep! [0317] (reproachfully) [0318] Why will you never let me sleep? |
VLADIMIR |
[0319] I felt lonely. |
ESTRAGON |
[0320] I had a dream. |
VLADIMIR |
[0321] Don't tell me! |
ESTRAGON |
[0322] I dreamt that - |
VLADIMIR |
[0323] DON'T TELL ME! |
ESTRAGON |
[0324] (Gesture towards the universe) [0325] This one is enough for you? [0326] (silence) [0327] It's not nice of you, Didi. [0328] Who am I to tell my private nightmares to if I can't tell them to you? |
VLADIMIR |
[0329] Let them remain private. [0330] You know I can't bear that. |
ESTRAGON |
[0331] (Coldly) [0332] There are times when I wonder if it wouldn't be better for us to part. |
VLADIMIR |
[0333] You wouldn't go far. |
ESTRAGON |
[0334] That would be too bad, really too bad. [0335] (pause) [0336] Wouldn't it, Didi, be really too bad? [0337] (pause) [0338] When you think of the beauty of the way. [0339] (pause) [0340] And the goodness of the wayfarers. [0341] (pause. [0342] Wheedling) |

ESTRAGON |
[0343] Wouldn't it, Didi? |
VLADIMIR |
[0344] Calm yourself. |
ESTRAGON |
[0345] (Voluptuously) [0346] Calm...[0347]calm...[0349]The English say cawm. [0350] (Pause) [0351] You know the story of the Englishman in the brothel? |
VLADIMIR |
[0352] Yes. |
ESTRAGON |
[0353] Tell it to me. |
VLADIMIR |
[0354] Ah stop it! |
ESTRAGON |
[0355] An Englishman having drunk a little more than usual takes himself to a brothel. [0356] The bawd asks him if he wants a fair one, a dark one or a red-haired one. [0357] Go on. |
VLADIMIR |
[0358] STOP IT! |
[0359] (Exit VLADIMIR hurriedly. [0360] ESTRAGON gets up and follows him as far as the limit of the stage. [0361] Gestures of ESTRAGON like those of a spectator encouraging a pugilist. [0362] Enter VLADIMIR, he brushes past Estragon, crosses the stage with bowed head. ESTRAGON takes a step towards him, halts)
ESTRAGON |
[0363] (Gently) [0364] You wanted to speak to me? [0365] (Silence. [0366] ESTRAGON takes a step forward) [0367] You had something to say to me? [0368] (Silence. [0369] Another step forward) [0370] Didi... |
VLADIMIR |
ESTRAGON |
[0373] (Step forward) [0374] You're angry? [0375] (Silence. [0376] Step forward) [0377] Forgive me. [0378] (Silence. [0379] Step forward. [0380] ESTRAGON lays his hand on Vladimir's shoulder) [0381] Come, Didi. [0382] (Silence) [0383] Give me your hand. [0384] (VLADIMIR turns) [0385] Embrace me! [0386] (VLADIMIR stiffens) [0387] Don't be stubborn. [0388] (VLADIMIR softens. [0389] They embrace. [0390] ESTRAGON recoils) [0391] You stink of garlic! |
VLADIMIR |
[0392] It's good for the kidneys. [0393] (Silence. [0394] ESTRAGON looks attentively at the tree) [0395] What do we do now? |
ESTRAGON |
[0396] We wait. |
VLADIMIR |
[0397] Yes, but while we wait. |
ESTRAGON |
[0398] What about hanging ourselves? |
VLADIMIR |
[0398|001] Hmm. [0399] It'd give us an erection. |

ESTRAGON |
VLADIMIR |
[0402] With all that ensues. [0403] Where it falls mandrakes grow. [0404] That's why they shriek when you tear them up. [0405] Did you not know that? |
ESTRAGON |
[0406] Let's hang ourselves immediately. |
VLADIMIR |
[0407] From a bough? [0408] (they go towards the tree) [0409] I wouldn't trust it. |
ESTRAGON |
[0410] We can always try. |
VLADIMIR |
[0411] Go ahead. |
ESTRAGON |
[0412] After you. |
VLADIMIR |
[0413] No no, you first. |
ESTRAGON |
[0414] Why me? |
VLADIMIR |
[0415] You're lighter than I am. |
ESTRAGON |
[0416] Just so! |
VLADIMIR |
[0417] I don't understand. |
ESTRAGON |
[0418] Use your intelligence, can't you. |
[0419] (VLADIMIR uses his intelligence)
VLADIMIR |
ESTRAGON |
[0422] This is how it is. [0423] (he reflects) [0424] The bough... the bough...[0425] (angrily) [0426] Use your head, can't you? |
VLADIMIR |
[0427] You're my only hope. |
ESTRAGON |
[0428] (With effort) [0429] Gogo light - bough not break - Gogo dead. [0430] Didi heavy - bough break - Didi alone. [0432] Whereas - |
VLADIMIR |
[0434] I hadn't thought of that. |
ESTRAGON |
[0436] If it hangs you it'll hang me. |
VLADIMIR |
[0437] But am I heavier than you? |
ESTRAGON |
[0438] So you tell me. [0439] I don't know. [0440] There's an even chance. [0441] Or nearly. |
VLADIMIR |
[0442] Well? What do we do? |
ESTRAGON |

VLADIMIR |
[0445] Let's wait and see what he says. |
ESTRAGON |
[0446] Who? |
VLADIMIR |
[0447] Godot. |
ESTRAGON |
[0448] Good idea. |
VLADIMIR |
[0449] Let's wait till we know exactly how we stand. |
ESTRAGON |
[0450] On the other hand it might be better to strike the iron before it freezes. |
VLADIMIR |
[0451] I'm curious to hear what he says. [0452] Then we'll take it or leave it. |
ESTRAGON |
[0453] What exactly did we ask him to do for us? |
VLADIMIR |
[0454] Were you not there? |
ESTRAGON |
[0455] I can't have been listening. |
VLADIMIR |
ESTRAGON |
[0458] A kind of prayer. |
VLADIMIR |
[0459] Precisely. |
ESTRAGON |
[0460] A vague supplication. |
VLADIMIR |
[0461] If you like. |
ESTRAGON |
[0462] And what did he reply? |
VLADIMIR |
[0463] That he'd see. |
ESTRAGON |
[0464] That he couldn't promise anything. |
VLADIMIR |
[0465] That he'd have to think it over. |
ESTRAGON |
[0466] Quietly. |
VLADIMIR |
[0467] Consult his family. |
ESTRAGON |
[0468] His friends. |
VLADIMIR |
[0469] His agents. |
ESTRAGON |
[0470] His correspondents. |
VLADIMIR |
[0471] His books. |
ESTRAGON |
[0472] His bank account. |
VLADIMIR |
[0473] Before taking a decision. |

ESTRAGON |
[0474] It's the normal thing. |
VLADIMIR |
[0475] Is it not? |
ESTRAGON |
[0476] I think it is. |
VLADIMIR |
[0477] I think so to |
[0478] (Silence)
ESTRAGON |
VLADIMIR |
[0481] I beg your pardon? |
ESTRAGON |
[0482] I said, And we? |
VLADIMIR |
[0483] I don't understand. |
ESTRAGON |
[0484] Where do we come in? |
VLADIMIR |
[0485] Come in? |
ESTRAGON |
[0486] Take your time. |
VLADIMIR |
ESTRAGON |
[0489] As bad as that! |
VLADIMIR |
[0490] Your Worship wishes to assert his prerogatives? |
ESTRAGON |
[0491] We've no rights any more? |
[0492] (Laugh of VLADIMIR, repressed as before, [0493] less the smile)
VLADIMIR |
[0494] You'd make me laugh, if it wasn't prohibited. |
ESTRAGON |
[0495] We've lost our rights? |
VLADIMIR |
[0497] We waived them. |
[0498] (Silence. [0499] They remain motionless, arms dangling, heads bowed, sagging at the knees)
ESTRAGON |
[0500] (Feebly) [0501] We're not tied? [0502] (pause) [0503] We're not - |
VLADIMIR |
[0506] (They listen, grotesquely rigid)
ESTRAGON |
[0507] I hear nothing. |
VLADIMIR |
[0508] Hssst! |